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Arthur Lester ([personal profile] theotherright) wrote2022-09-11 07:55 pm

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Cabin 127. No calls, we text like men on our disney cruise phones.

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[personal profile] qouththeraven 2022-10-11 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[Mind your step, Arthur, because the doorstep is wet and slick with something, giving off a sickening metallic scent. A crumpled yellow bathrobe lies just outside the door, soaked with the same liquid.

A dripping sound can be heard, as the door is similarly smeared. Should Arthur ask anyone to describe it, it spells:]


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[personal profile] tempingainteasy 2022-10-11 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Yellow?

*Hello fucking voice to text hey Arthur what's happening for the love of god tell me were still on for karaoke tomorrow
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[personal profile] tempingainteasy 2022-10-11 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[April, having been French-Canadian for a stint, can recognize a technological linguistic hate crime in progress when they see one, and filters accordingly. Which doesn't translate the text perfectly mind you, but they can at least hazard a guess that Arthur is upset about something.

It takes them a moment to debate answering, in case he's the weepy kind of upset, but mention of blood has them curious enough to go for it.]


I'm headed to guest services why do you need anything
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[personal profile] tempingainteasy 2022-10-11 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[April arrives ten minutes with their purse still over their shoulder and a bag of ice stolen from one of the bars in the other.

They come to a stop between their and Arthur's door and stare at the wall.]


Oh.
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[personal profile] tempingainteasy 2022-10-11 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[April raises eyebrows they don't bother to manifest.]

Uh, not yet I haven't no. Hey, what the fuck?

[Now that they've taken in the scene, they've noticed that the blood on the wall is letters.]

The hell is this redrum shit? Where'd they get the blood-

[Ah, right, yeah.]

So, okay, you found the yellow bathrobe, that's good, but eh, keep calm for this next part because someone left you a note.
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[personal profile] tempingainteasy 2022-10-12 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Yep, there he goes, figuring it out. April nods, but for themselves.]

Honestly, kind of a dick move, you know? [Since, like, he's blind and all. It's not even in blood-braille.]

... If you're wondering, it says "Dear Arthur can't wait for you to join us", which is like, the most basic shit you can write trying to sound creepy. 'oooh come join ussss' you might as well just say 'you're going to die' for the same amount of finesse and presence. Which like, good for you, that's one of the constants in life, what's next? 'You'll pay your taxes'? Like hell I will. Fuck off.
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[personal profile] tempingainteasy 2022-10-12 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
[...]

Yeah, sure.

[Said without the weight of judgement for the tryhard ghosts, or blandness from a lack of feeling about blood.


Plus that bag of ice is cold and wet and April would like to put it down in like, a minifridge or something]
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[personal profile] tempingainteasy 2022-10-12 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuckin nothing.

[April says, with a briefly blunted slightly nasal infliction. They take a few steps in, look around, unmanifest their nose and turn to Arthur.]

Clear, no stains or anything. Least the locks are still working, eh?
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[personal profile] tempingainteasy 2022-10-13 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Once they're both in the room, April shuts the door behind them, because while they don't care, they also don't want to be interrupted.]

Obviously someone who doesn't know you too well, or they wouldn't have addressed it to you.

[Since-] Since it's not like you could read it. I mean, hell, if it weren't for the robe soaking up so much of it, would you have even noticed? Imagine if they did this while we were all out at the bar and all that shit dried up?

[Seriously, amateur hour stuff here.]

... You do have a good point about where it came from. Not like they have a farmer's market onboard. Seems like a lot of trouble to go through for such a piss-poor effort.
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[personal profile] tempingainteasy 2022-10-13 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
A death threat seems kind of pointless since-

[Wait, hold on, she started talking before Arthur was fully done, it seems and what he says is wild enough to stop her cold and listen.]

Wait, are you fucking serious?

[While said with incredulity, it's not the dismissive kind. The 'woah shit that's crazy' kind, not enthusiasm but wow, shocking news!

... they cross their arms.]


If this was that guy then I'm even more disappointed. Ghosts today.
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[personal profile] tempingainteasy 2022-10-13 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ah, possessions. What a near-uselessly broad category. They politely wait while Arthur makes his text, busying themselves by heading over to the room's mini-fridge and jamming the bag of ice in there, since their fingers are getting waterlogged.

They answer once he's done:]


Only a few times personally, mostly read reports and research, and the major line is that possessions depend a lot on what's doing the possessing. And I'm gonna be honest, Arthur, ghosts are such a nebulous goddamn category even before you take into account that things could be different between my world and this one.
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[personal profile] tempingainteasy 2022-10-14 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[April takes a deep breath to elaborate further, but thats when Arthur starts freaking out.

Well, benefit of text to speech, April can indeed guess why.

They come around to Arthur's side to see the update on what's happening, and frown.]


Hey - hey, hey, hold on for a sec. I have an idea.

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