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Arthur Lester ([personal profile] theotherright) wrote2022-09-11 07:55 pm

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Cabin 127. No calls, we text like men on our disney cruise phones.

If you send Arthur a message it will be read out loud in one of a selection of friendly automated voices!
tempingainteasy: holding a folder, facial features are clearly drawn except for the blurred eyes (Professional)

[personal profile] tempingainteasy 2022-10-11 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[April raises eyebrows they don't bother to manifest.]

Uh, not yet I haven't no. Hey, what the fuck?

[Now that they've taken in the scene, they've noticed that the blood on the wall is letters.]

The hell is this redrum shit? Where'd they get the blood-

[Ah, right, yeah.]

So, okay, you found the yellow bathrobe, that's good, but eh, keep calm for this next part because someone left you a note.
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[personal profile] tempingainteasy 2022-10-12 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Yep, there he goes, figuring it out. April nods, but for themselves.]

Honestly, kind of a dick move, you know? [Since, like, he's blind and all. It's not even in blood-braille.]

... If you're wondering, it says "Dear Arthur can't wait for you to join us", which is like, the most basic shit you can write trying to sound creepy. 'oooh come join ussss' you might as well just say 'you're going to die' for the same amount of finesse and presence. Which like, good for you, that's one of the constants in life, what's next? 'You'll pay your taxes'? Like hell I will. Fuck off.
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[personal profile] tempingainteasy 2022-10-12 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
[...]

Yeah, sure.

[Said without the weight of judgement for the tryhard ghosts, or blandness from a lack of feeling about blood.


Plus that bag of ice is cold and wet and April would like to put it down in like, a minifridge or something]
tempingainteasy: holding a folder, facial features are clearly drawn except for the blurred eyes (Professional)

[personal profile] tempingainteasy 2022-10-12 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuckin nothing.

[April says, with a briefly blunted slightly nasal infliction. They take a few steps in, look around, unmanifest their nose and turn to Arthur.]

Clear, no stains or anything. Least the locks are still working, eh?
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[personal profile] tempingainteasy 2022-10-13 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Once they're both in the room, April shuts the door behind them, because while they don't care, they also don't want to be interrupted.]

Obviously someone who doesn't know you too well, or they wouldn't have addressed it to you.

[Since-] Since it's not like you could read it. I mean, hell, if it weren't for the robe soaking up so much of it, would you have even noticed? Imagine if they did this while we were all out at the bar and all that shit dried up?

[Seriously, amateur hour stuff here.]

... You do have a good point about where it came from. Not like they have a farmer's market onboard. Seems like a lot of trouble to go through for such a piss-poor effort.
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[personal profile] tempingainteasy 2022-10-13 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
A death threat seems kind of pointless since-

[Wait, hold on, she started talking before Arthur was fully done, it seems and what he says is wild enough to stop her cold and listen.]

Wait, are you fucking serious?

[While said with incredulity, it's not the dismissive kind. The 'woah shit that's crazy' kind, not enthusiasm but wow, shocking news!

... they cross their arms.]


If this was that guy then I'm even more disappointed. Ghosts today.
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[personal profile] tempingainteasy 2022-10-13 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ah, possessions. What a near-uselessly broad category. They politely wait while Arthur makes his text, busying themselves by heading over to the room's mini-fridge and jamming the bag of ice in there, since their fingers are getting waterlogged.

They answer once he's done:]


Only a few times personally, mostly read reports and research, and the major line is that possessions depend a lot on what's doing the possessing. And I'm gonna be honest, Arthur, ghosts are such a nebulous goddamn category even before you take into account that things could be different between my world and this one.
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[personal profile] tempingainteasy 2022-10-14 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[April takes a deep breath to elaborate further, but thats when Arthur starts freaking out.

Well, benefit of text to speech, April can indeed guess why.

They come around to Arthur's side to see the update on what's happening, and frown.]


Hey - hey, hey, hold on for a sec. I have an idea.
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[personal profile] tempingainteasy 2022-10-14 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Let me type that for you, speech to text is doing you a deep disservice.

[Said plainly, factually, a pragmatic suggestion.]
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[personal profile] tempingainteasy 2022-10-14 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[April dutifully retypes the message to Bash, with all the right words used this time, now also with proper punctuation and grammar.

They only pause to glance up at the room and remember where the cane was.]


Outside, against the wall. I can snag that for you in case there's someone lurking out there with a bat or something.

[They are struck with a vision of the immediate next few seconds where Arthur snaps at her about capability or something, who knows, but they don't have time for this.]

They won't expect to see me, and I have pepper spray in my purse and the element of surprise.

[Bear or bug spray, technically, but again, don't have time.]
tempingainteasy: holding a folder, facial features are clearly drawn except for the blurred eyes (Professional)

[personal profile] tempingainteasy 2022-10-14 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
This ain't my first rodeo, don't worry. ... Seriously, something like this happened almost once a year at my job.

[And while that's true, it's not the only reason April feels confident opening the door. The hand in their purse isn't the reason either, even if it helps.

The coast seems clear, however, so they lean out the door and snag the cane easily. Unless any edits must be made.]


Here you go. You want eyes on the way to the morgue, too?
tempingainteasy: holding a folder, facial features are clearly drawn except for the blurred eyes (Professional)

[personal profile] tempingainteasy 2022-10-14 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[April, for once, considers having some tact. They've been easing into a professional approach as it becomes more apparent that there's an actual problem here beyond ghost clichés. And Arthur's right: this is someone they know.

So, alright: they pinch their face about the point between where their eyes go, they breathe in deep, out slow, and assume the mantle of professionalism once again.]


If you're good to go, then so am I.

[They almost point out that Arthur's the one who needs more emotional support for this, but 1930s PI man would probably be mad or depressed by that so they skip it.]

Plus, seems like a bad time to split up if you have someone possessed or edgy leaving messages for you.

[With a smile just for themselves, they add:] You won't even know I'm there.
Edited 2022-10-14 21:34 (UTC)