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[theotherright]

Cabin 127. No calls, we text like men on our disney cruise phones.

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i'm sorry i also had to get in on this

[ss_buttcrack]

[From across the room, he shouts:] Arthur, if you need to take a shit that bad go to the bathroom. Don't do it in here!

[theotherright]

[ Way more worried than the situation strictly calls for: ]

Did you hear that?

Did- did everyone hear that? Do I need to turn this down?

[ss_buttcrack]

I'm all the way over here and I heard that, so, yeah. What the hell are you talking about?