"Hey, Arthur, I just had the best idea for how we should spend today." Uh oh. Crichton has another plan. This could be dangerous.

"Erin carved me this really cool pipe that's supposed to look like Gandalf's from the Lord of the Rings movies." Yes, those do exist apparently, Merry Christmas. "And I was thinking... there's no Friday here to police if we smoke in the rooms so what do you say to combining my gift with the one you got from Steve?"