"Sorry, 'strictly heterosexual'. Shit, you're before Kinsey, aren't you? Alright. Gimme a sec." Deep breath, deep breath.

"No, Arthur, not everyone thinks about kissing dudes. Honestly. Girls and guys, there's people who like one, people who like the other, people who like both--some people even just don't like kissing at all. And all of those are absolutely okay. They are."