[Once they're both in the room, April shuts the door behind them, because while they don't care, they also don't want to be interrupted.]

Obviously someone who doesn't know you too well, or they wouldn't have addressed it to you.

[Since-] Since it's not like you could read it. I mean, hell, if it weren't for the robe soaking up so much of it, would you have even noticed? Imagine if they did this while we were all out at the bar and all that shit dried up?

[Seriously, amateur hour stuff here.]

... You do have a good point about where it came from. Not like they have a farmer's market onboard. Seems like a lot of trouble to go through for such a piss-poor effort.